Black-Out Writing

One of my favorite little projects to work on! Equipment: a) a book you don't really care about, b) a sharpie. Directions: Black out the words you don't want to make it say something you do want. Preferably something entertaining.

Here's some of my examples:

"The photographer eavesdropped in the original Cape Cod cashbox and asked to strangle the Sheffield and kiss the gay little Rosie Riker in her antiquing clothes."

"Late that evening the abolitionist beecame fascinated by a midnight breakfast, so he went down to enjoy the sparse blessing of snow."

"Santa Claus rents one of our apartments. He's an idiot. He has a personal interest in unnecessary yakking."

"Popopopoulos found disaffection in the murder of the newsman. He was beginning to have an uneasy feeling about the proprietors."

"She presented the heartbreaker to the compassionate outcasts in the bathroom."

....Sharpie away!